All I need is some inspiration
Before I do somebody some harm
I feel just like a vegetable
Down here on the farm
 [bad word] to see me
Nobody here to turn me on
I ain’t even got a lover
Down here on the farm

They told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me like cancer
Down here on the farm

Drinkin’ lemonade shanty
Ain’t nobody here to do me harm
But I’m like a fish out of water
Down here on the farm

I wrote a thousand letters
Till my fingers all gone numb
But I never see no postman
Down here on the farm

I call my baby on the telephone
I [bad word] down and have some fun
But she knows what the score is
Down here on the farm

I can’t fall in love with a wheatfield
I can’t fall in love with a barn
When everything smells like horse [bad word] Down here on the farm

Blue skies and swimming pools
Add so much charm
But I’d rather be back in Soho
Than down here on the farm

On the [bad word] farm!

Are you born in a [bad word] barn or what?

Baaaaaah!

HOLD STILL