Santa Claus was born in 1945
He had a boogy-woogie Coca-Cola army jive

And when [bad word] gave the polio to Doris Day
Santa helped the Beatles chase McCarthy away

That Baby Boomer Santa
He never gonna die

Santa fought at Woodstock and Vietnam
And smoked a ton of acid and burned his bra

And then in 1970 he did more [bad word] And his hair stayed long and he … grew a mustache

Baby Boomer Santa
He’s gonna stay ali-hi-hi-ive

Santa invented Spielberg and microchips
Santa invented Coca-Cola and aerobics

He made the Iron Curtain and the Gremlins 2
Fake butter and AIDS and Twin Peaks

Baby Boomer Santa
Thank you for MTV

Baby Boomer Santa
Thank you for everything

You’re [bad word] You’re [bad word] for everything

In the world
You’re [bad word] You’re [bad word] for all that I bring

To the world
I’m Baby Boomer Santa
I bring the gift of the world

Baby Boomer Santa
I’m an American pearl