Well you can tell ev’rybody
Down in ol’ Frisco
Tell ’em
Tiny Montgomery says hello

Now ev’ry boy and girl’s
Gonna get their bang
’Cause Tiny Montgomery’s
Gonna shake that thing
Tell ev’rybody
Down in ol’ Frisco
That Tiny [bad word] 
Down to say hello

Skinny Moo and
Half-track Frank
They’re gonna both be gettin’
Outa the tank
One bird book
And a buzzard and a crow
Tell ’em all
That Tiny’s gonna say hello

Scratch your dad
Do that bird
Suck that pig
And bring it on home
Pick that drip
And bake that dough
Tell ’em all
That Tiny says hello

Now he’s king of the [bad word] 
An’ he squeezes, too
Watch out, Lester
Take it, Lou
Join the monks
The C.I.O.
Tell ’em all
That Tiny Montgomery says hello

Now grease that pig
And sing praise
Go on out
And gas that dog
Trick on in
Honk that stink
Take it on down
And watch it grow
Play it low
And pick it up
Take it on in
In a plucking cup
Three-legged man
And a hot-lipped hoe
Tell ’em all
Montgomery says hello

Well you can tell ev’rybody
Down in ol’ Frisco
Tell ’em all
Montgomery says hello