Went to a fortune teller
To have my fortune read
I didnt know what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head

She took a look of my palm
She said son you feel kind of warm
She looked into a crystal ball
She said youre in love

I said how could that be so
Im not friendly with the girls I know
She said when the next one arrives
You gotta look into her eyes

I left there in a hurry
Looking forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me lies

I hurried back down to that woman
As mad as I could be
I said I didnt see nobody
Whyd she made a fool of me

Then something [bad word] me
As if it came from up above
While looking at the fortune teller
I fell in love

Now Im a happy fella
Im married to the fortune teller
Im as happy as we can be
Now I get my fortunes told for free