Well just slow [bad word] on Lupe Brown 
tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave 
well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe 
Don't go down, throw you're arms around 
every little psycho that you happen to see 
Well you meant everything to them but you meant nothing to me 

Well you're girlfriend made me itch 
And though I'll keep you in mind I would be happy to switch 
I don't know where you got that voice 
But I would sell it to London if you gave me the choice 
Check those old clothes and those red bows 
though you're a scrawny pup I would be happy just to cheer you up, oh yes 

Well you just slow [bad word] on Lupe Brown 
Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave 
Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe 
Don't go down throw you're arms around 
every little psycho that you happen to see 
Well you meant everything to them but you meant nothing to me 

You got nothing I wish to steal 
cause I got nothing to give you on account of Lucille 
she don't walk like a cripple should 
well she's Colombia's finest oh, she's better than good 
Wednesday's DJ's came in side ways 
Yelling for the mother of the sister of the sister and the brother of Orla the tease 

Well just slow [bad word] on Lupe Brown 
Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave 
Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe 
Don't go down throw you're arms around 
every little psycho that you happen to see 
well you meant everything to them, but you meant nothing to me