Well let me tell you something 
Let me tell you so 
This could be the one thing 
That you really need to know 
You gotta stop once in a while 
And shake off that face of yours 

Cause [bad word] easy 
Oh it [bad word] free 
You could sing it better 
If you sing for me, oh sister 

Well I cannot claim 
This advice as my own 
I learnt it in the gutter 
One night crawling home 
She said don't you look rediculous 
I checked her out meticulously 

And I would've stopped to argue 
But my teeth were broke 
I said I'd love to condradict you 
But my life's a joke, oh sister 

And she said I'm no genius and I've lost myself 
The books are on the table, and the secret's on the shelf 
And it's a one time, keep it slow 
Wind 'em up and here we go 
Get it right today 
And you may still be here tomorrow 
Some said she was saintly 
Some she was a swinger 
Me, I only knew her as the Acid Jazz [bad word] on 

Well I'm a lucky man 
But maybe so is she 
And maybe this is just the way it has to be 
It's all based on speculation 
It's a crazy my occupation to me 
And though I didn't much believe her 
I was bound to call 
I really didn't wanna miss a single thing at all 
Oh sister 

And she said I'm no genius and I've lost myself 
The books are on the table, and the secret's on the shelf 
And it's a one time, keep it slow 
Wind 'em up and here we go 
Get it right today 
And you may still be here tomorrow 

Some said she was saintly 
Some she was a swinger 
Me, I only knew her as the Acid Jazz [bad word] on 

And she said I'm no genius and I've lost myself 
The books are on the table, and the secret's on the shelf 
And it's a one time, keep it slow 
Wind 'em up and here we go 
Get a ride today 
And you may be here tomorrow 
Some said she was saintly 
Some she was a swinger 
Me, I only knew her as the Acid Jazz [bad word] on 

I haven't seen her lately 
Well, I'll have to ring her 
Put your hands together for the Acid Jazz [bad word] on