Arjen:
I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice
I wanna be elected!
I'm your long-haired hippie in a gold Rolls Royce;
I wanna be elected!

Tobias:
You all want a savior, don't need a fake
I wanna be elected!
We're all gonna rock to [bad word] I make;
I wanna be elected!

Arjen and Tobias:
Elected, elected!

(Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen: Results from the latest polls indicate that the candidates have taken the world by storm!)

Arjen:
I never lied to ya, I've always been cool
I want to be elected!

Tobias:
I gotta get the vote, though I'm [bad word] [bad word] 
I wanna be elected!

Arjen and Tobias:
Elected, elected!
Hallelujah, we wanna be selected
And conquer the charts all over the world!

Arjen and Tobias:
We're gonna win this one, take the world by storm;
We're gonna be elected!
You and me together, old and young;
We're gonna be elected, elected, elected!
Respected, selected, call collected
We wanna be elected!

Tobias:
Ladies and gentlemen, intellectuality versus uality!
Arjen:
With that haircut? Yeah right.. Okay...so you had Alice Cooper...but I had [bad word] [bad word]  ha!
Tobias:
So your album is called 01011001 ... you're referring to my sales figures, huh?