Yo, what up G?
Lemme tell you about MC.
You ain't got no life.
You ain't got no friends.
And I know you want to spend your weekend with 40 people you don't know,
And some guy named Puff telling you what to do!

'Oh [bad word] yeah that's me, where do I sign up?'

On the website!

'Wow!'

You can be a winner!

'Eeeeeee!'

We're MC raiders.
We ain't got no lives.
You ain't got to tell me about attunement,
If you've got core fragments you've already been through it.
Talk to the quest guy and jump through the hole and...
give me your buffs so i can pull like a pro man.

Let's go [bad word] 

Olgra on the left, Thinktank on the right
pull those big [bad word] giants.
'No mortal Strike!'
Who pulled the surger with the core hounds?

I think a hunter did, but he's dead now.
Shut up noob, this is my song.
Sorry!

Lucifron, Magmadar, Gehennas and Garr,
farm status players,
have you got that far?

Ok, who was the living bomb?
I didn't know...
Well congratulations, you win the dumbass award!
(Sobbing)This is my first time!
You're not leet enough for molten core.

We're MC raiders.
We ain't go no lives.

You ain't got to tell me bout them epics.
I just disenchanted one into a nexus.

Shazzrah, Golemagg and Sulfuron,
Another thunderstrike that nobody will roll on.

'Paladins, Hunters, anybody?'

'I am not wasting DKP on that piece of [bad word] #33;'

'OooK'

Majordomo's chest,
it's time for the phat lewt.
Will we get the Leaf
or an Eye of Divinity.

Why don't we have a [bad word] tank Rag?
Hax!
I've got 13000 AC!
Nerf!
Shadow form Ok?
No!
I'm gonna do it anyway.
 [bad word] no!

We're MC raiders.
We ain't go no lives.

You guys suck!
Start walking back.