We like driving on a Saturday night,
past the Leisure Centre, left at the lights.
We don't look for trouble,
but if [bad word] we [bad word] 
Looking out for trouble,
is what we call fun.

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals,
wouldn't you like [bad word] over and watch some vandals smashing up someone's home?

We can't help it, we're so thick we can't think,
can't think of anything but [bad word]  sleep and drink.
Oh, and we like women;
"up the women" we say,
and if we get lucky,
we might even meet some one day.

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals,
wouldn't you like [bad word] over and watch some vandals smashing up someone's home?

Mister, we just want your car,
cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, all the papers say,
it's a tragedy, but don't you want [bad word] and see?

Mister, we just want your car,
cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, all the papers say,
it's a tragedy

Mister, we just want your car,
cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, all the papers say,
it's a tragedy, but don't you want [bad word] and see?

Mister, we just want your car,
cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, all the papers say,
it's a tragedy