It's that time of year
Leave all our hopelessnesses aside
if just for a little while
Tears stop right here
I know we've all had a bumpy ride
I'm secretly on your side

How did you know?
It's what I always wanted
You can never have too many of these
Will ya, quit kicking me under the table
I'm trying, will somebody make her 
Shut up about it!
Can we settle down please?

It's that time of year
Leave all our hopelessnesses aside
if just for a little while
Tears stop right here
I know we've all had a bumpy ride
I'm secretly on your side

Bite Tongue, deep breaths, count to 10, nod your head.

(sniff sniff) i think something is burning
No [bad word] the whole thing
Muffle the smoke alarm

Whoever put on this music
had better quick sharp remove it
Pour me another 
and don't wag  your finger at me

It's that time of year
Leave all our hopelessnesses aside
if just for a little while
Tears stop right here
I know we've all had a bumpy ride
I'm secretly on your side

Get me out of here
Get me out of here
Get me out of here