Good evening! Ha-ha-ha-ha! [bad word] to our show
If you've got that problem, yeah!
Well I think that you should know

This ain't the same old story
Or the same old song and dance
Don't speak of faded glory
'Cause you won't get a second chance

I want to tell you something
I'm someone you can [bad word] You better take a good hard look
Cause there's a diamond in this dust
Hit it!

We're no overnight sensation
No Cinderella fantasy
Please no plaudits or ovations
I've heard it all before you see
 [bad word] ]
What you don't know sure can hurt you!
What you can't see makes you scream!
What you don't know sure can hurt you!
What you don't have is what you dream!

Ain't we a pretty picture?
Ain't we a load of fun?
Don't let me influence you
I'll do that when we're done

Oh, are we irritating?
Oh, are we grating on your nerves?
Don't you know that the good boys
Ah, never get what they deserve!
 [bad word] 

Your brain is filled with questions
You don't know how or why
Don't look to me for answers, honey
'Cause I don't want to lie

How d' you like it so far?
Say ain't we quite a show?
There's no one else quite like us
The others all get up and go!

Don't fill my head with stories
You see I ain't no debutante
Let's get to the nitty gritty
Well now you give me what I want
 [bad word] 
What you dream!