When the snow flurries swirl
And we're all filled with cheer,
It's time to celebrate
My favourite holiday of the year...
"Y'know which one I'm talkin' about... Presidents' Day."

It's Presidents' Day, it's time to reflect
On those wonderful men that we elect.
Abraham Lincoln and George Washington,
Thomas Jefferson and Alec Baldwin.

Celebrate Oscar De La Hoya
Who fought off the British so they would not annoy ya.
Raise the flag, the stars & stripes,
Our 41st president, Wesley Snipes

Charles Nelson Reilly won the war
With the help of his mighty vice president, Thor.
We were in trouble at the battle of Manila
But lucky for us we had president Godzilla.
"ROAR!!!"
"Thanks President Godzilla."

My country tis of thee
Sweet land of Mr T. and Mrs T.
They did so much for us
Like president Spartacus
Who chopped down a forest
So we can have softer toilet paper.

"OK, this is really soft. And now let's salute one of our greatest presidents, President Johnson."
"Oh no, no not that one"
"No. No, sorry not him."
"Oh, there he is!"

So celebrate our fearless leaders
like Harrison Ford and his VP, Derek Jeter.

And let's not forget President Pacino
Who fought at the Alamo with Robert De Niro.
Celebrate, everyone's dancing
For the first woman president, Scarlett Johansson

It's Presidents' Day...
Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh oh yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh oh oh...
"Oh my gosh, I just sounded exactly like President Christina Aguilera.That is so crazy."