Don't pick it up, yo!

I saw a little kid
As he walked around
He picked a candy bar up
Off the ground
He chowed about an half
Then his face turned blue
Turned out that candybar was doogy-doo
 [bad word] 
Who-oh!
Don't pick it up I say
Who-oh!
Unless you can throw it away
Who-oh!
Don't pick it up I say
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way

You're out the makin' bacon
No [bad word] You mess around too much
And you got VD
You know you never think
And you're sore today
You're gonna take it back to California
 [bad word] 
Who-oh!
Don't pick it up I say
Who-oh!
Unless you can throw it away
Who-oh!
Don't pick it up I say
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
Don't pick it up, pick it up, pick it up,

My friend was kinda hurtin'
For a girl to try
He saw one that looked like Pat
On saturday night live
I had a pair of thingies
But a mustache too
Not clearly male nor female
So now what to do
 [bad word] 
Who-oh!
Don't pick it up I say
Who-oh!
Unless you can throw it away
Who-oh!
Don't pick it up I say
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way