When trouble is a brewing 
 And things are getting weird
 The bad guys are lurking
 And they've got the world a feared
 We need a superhero
 With a cool hat and beard
 It's Abe Lincoln Man

 He doesn't shoot bullets
 Or fly through the air
 Drive a fancy car
 Or have a secret lair
 But he's really kinda tall
 And he's extra super fair
 He's Abe Lincoln Man

 Abe Lincoln Man [x2]
 The presidential hero
 Abe Lincoln Man
 When he takes a stand
 Evildoers cry in fear
 Oh no, no, no

 Well, the robbers and the crooks
 They think they're out of reach
 But they're gonna learn a lesson
 Honest Abe is gonna teach
 He kicks a little butt
 Then he makes a little speech

 He's Abe Lincoln, Abe Lincoln, Abe Lincoln Man.