I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I'm just another [bad word] old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
This world owes me so [bad word] you

Glory days don't mean [bad word] to me
I drank a six pack of apathy
Life's a [bad word] and so am I
The world owes me so [bad word] you

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideas
I had a young and optimistic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideas
I had a young and optimistic point of view

I've [bad word] yet my gut's getting fat
Oh my God, I'm turning out like my Dad
I'm [bad word]  I've a bad attitude
The world owes me so [bad word] you

The wife's a nag and the kids [bad word] up
I don't have  'cause I can't get it up
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch
The world owes me so [bad word] you