I fall apart when you say hello
at the beginning of your video
so nice of you [bad word] by my place
on your trip through this whole cyberspace

I know this is crazy
so I keep it to myself
tell me, who can I tell?

I got a [bad word] 
on a YouTube star
it's a little bit much.. cuz everybody knows who you are
I got a [bad word] 
on a YouTube star
and I won't get far
but I got a [bad word] 
on a YouTube star

I check everyday
subscribed to your page
checking for updates
well ok, I guess there's none today

well that's just fine
I'm sure youre busy all time
with all of the youtube things on your mind

I know that this is crazy
so I keep it to myself
tell me, who can i tell?

I got a [bad word] 
on a YouTube star
it's a little bit much.. cuz everybody knows who you are
I got a [bad word] 
on a YouTube star
and I won't get far
but I got a [bad word] 
on a YouTube star

I know you think I'm silly
but yes I think I've really found someone
found her with a search engine
My YouTube Star..

I got a [bad word] 
on a YouTube star
it's a little bit much.. cuz everybody knows who you are
I got a [bad word] 
on a YouTube star
and I won't get far
but I got a [bad word] 
on a YouTube star