Speakin' of Christmas spirit,
Each year, out in Hollywood, California,
They have what they call the Santa Claus parade
few years ago, while I was riding in this parade
I saw smiles on thousands of faces
Both young and old alike
Waitin' for a look at that most popular man all over the world
I can hear 'em shoutin' now
 [bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus

 [bad word] Santa Claus,
 [bad word] Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane,
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pullin' on the reins.
Bells are ringin', children singin',
All is merry and bright.
So hang your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight.

 [bad word] Santa Claus,
 [bad word] Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane,
He's got a bag that's filled with toys
For boys and girls again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
So jump in bed, and cover your head,
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight.

[musical interlude]

 [bad word] Santa Claus,
 [bad word] Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane,
 [bad word] around when chimes ring out,
It's Christmas time again.
Peace on earth [bad word] to all,
If we just follow the light,
So let's give thanks to the Lord above
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight.

 [bad word] Santa Claus,
 [bad word] Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane,
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pullin' on the reins.
Bells are ringin', children singin',
All is merry and bright,
So jump in bed, and cover your head,
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight.

[musical interlude]

Peace on earth [bad word] to all,
If we just follow the light,
So let's give thanks to the Lord above
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight,
So let's give thanks to the Lord above
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight.