I know I'm getting old 
and you're so very young 
But would you like to stay 
till next Saturday 
or Sunday 
I'll give you your own room 
It's next door to my room 
And sometime in the night 
Well maybe I just might
Oh, take your clothes off won't you please? 
You don't have to talk to me 
Just leave the light on so I can see 
You've got everything I need 
Oh yeah
You know I can't forget 
that special night we met 
at the local P.T.A. 
When your mother came to say 
that you'd been taking days off school 
I turned and looked at you 
I said, "Yes, I understand 
I'm going to take this girl in hand"
Oh, take your clothes off - one, two, three 
No, you don't have to talk to me 
Just leave the light on so I can see 
You've got everything you need 
Oh yeah
Hit me 
'Cos I never had a woman before 
I was too scared to touch the girls at the Poly 
And I don't know what it's like to be young 
'cos all my life I've been knocking on forty 
Oh yeah 
Oh yeah 
Oh yeah 
Oh yeah
Jarvis: "So if I put my hand on your bosom..." 
Candida: "Yeah?" 
Jarvis: "Will that give you an [bad word]  That's not right. But if we kiss with tongues..." 
Candida: (laughs) 
Jarvis: "Won't that, won't that make, won't that make you pregnant?"
Oh, Take your clothes off, won't you please? 
No, you don't have to talk to me 
Just leave the light on so I can see 
You've got everything I need
Oh, just one touch was all it took 
No you can't learn it from a book 
Lets go upstairs and have a look 
Oh, you've got everything I need 
Oh yeah
Oh yeah 
Oh yeah 
Oh yeah 
Oh yeah 
Oh yeah! 
Hit me