MOVING GUY
So they say Captain Hammer’s [bad word] a [bad word] Political – He’s cleaning up the streets
 
OTHER MOVING GUY
About time
 
GROUPIE #1
So they say that it’s real love
 
All GROUPIES
So romantic
 
GROUPIE #2
He signed this
 
PENNY
So they say we’ll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday
Thanks to you
 
HAMMER
Thanks to me
 
BOTH NEWS PEOPLE
It’s the perfect story
 
NEWSMAN
So they say
 
NEWSWOMAN
hero leading the way
 
BOTH NEWS PEOPLE
Hammer’s call to glory
 
NEWSWOMAN
Let’s all be our best
 
NEWSMAN
Next up – Who’s [bad word] 
 
GROUPIE #3
So they say he saved her life
 
GROUPIE #1
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn’t eat meat
 
ALL GROUPIES
We have a problem with her
 
GROUPIE #2
This is his hair
 
HAMMER
This is so nice
Just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it’s better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff
 
BOTH GROUPIES
We do the weird stuff
 
PENNY
This is perfect for me
So they say
I guess it’s pretty okay
After years of stormy
Sailing have I finally found the bay
 
PENNY(overlap with Horrible below)
There’s no happy ending
So they say
Should I stop pretending
Or is this a brand new day
 
DR. HORRIBLE
There’s no happy ending
So they say
Not for me anyway
Stop pretending
Take the chance to build a brand new day
 
GROUPIE #2
This is his dry cleaning bill
 
ALL GROUPIES
Four sweater vests