Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC
Didn't get to bed last night
Oh, the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the USSR
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the USSR, yeah

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee, it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I'm back in the USSR
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the US
Back in the US
Back in the USSR

Well the Ukraine boys really knock me out
They leave the west behind
And Moscow boys make me sing and shout
That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind

VODKA!

I'm back in the USSR
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
Back in the US
Back in the US
Back in the USSR

Oh, show me round your snow peaked
mountain way down south
Take me to you daddy's farm
Let me hear you balalaika's ringing [bad word] and keep [bad word] warm
I'm back in the USSR
Hey, You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the US
Back in the US
Back in the USSR