This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here: huge success.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture science.

We do what we must because we can.

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead.
 [bad word] 1)

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying till [bad word] out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

And as they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you.
 [bad word] 2)

Now these points of data make a beautiful line

And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned

For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me.

I think I prefer to stay inside.

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Maybe Black Mesa -

That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

Anyway, this cake is great:

It's so delicious and moist.
 [bad word] 3)

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments [bad word] there is research to be done

On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.

I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

While you're dying I'll be still alive.

And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive

Still alive