RON: 

You're Harry Freakin' Potter! 
You don't understand 
you're a legend, man, 
to us all! 

Every son and daughter-- 

RON & THE KIDS: [spoken] "SAFE!" 

RON: 

... From You-Know-Who, 
all because of you! 
You were small, 
but I wonder if you can recall... 
 [bad word]  Oooo...] 

RON: 

Long story short, 
this guy, 
[whispered] "Voldemort" 
was super [bad word] .. 

HARRY: 

[spoken] "Voldemort?" 

THE KIDS: 

[GASP!] "SHHH!!!" 
 [bad word]  Oooo...] 

RON: 
... Tried to kill you & your parents, 
and this is where it gets intensely cool... 

Even though you were a tiny little boy, 
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed 
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell.... 

RON & THE KIDS: 

You're Harry Freakin' Potter! 
We don't prefer Gandalf, 
Merlin, or Oz, 
You're a whole lot hotter! 
With that lighting scar, 
you're a superstar to us all! 
If we're in trouble we know who to call! 

[DANCE BREAK] 

RITA SKEETER: 

You're Harry Freakin' Potter! 
I wouldn't wince at all, 
you're invincible to all harm! 

Like betty crocker-- 

RITA SKEETER & THE KIDS: 

[Oooh!] 

RITA: 

... I wanna eat you up! 
No one'll beat you up 
with that charm! 
Remember, Harry, kid, 
you're the Boss, 
you're the King, 
you're the Bomb! 

HARRY: 

But this is all so sad, 
I mean, my Mom and Dad 
were killed, long ago... 

THE KIDS: 

[Long ago they died!] 

HARRY: 

... I wanna be psyched, 
but being unliked 
is all I know... 
 [bad word]  

[... All he knows, that's why--] 

HARRY: 

I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate, 
an opportunity eleven years late... 
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate 
and show 'em that I'm something great! 

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! 
I'll do what I can 
if what you say I am is [bad word]  

I can't be bothered 
by my awful past, 
I've found at last 
something I can do, 
so it's time I knew 
exactly who I am... 

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! 

THE KIDS: 

You're Harry Freakin' Potter! 

HARRY & THE KIDS 

I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter-- 

HARRY: 

... And I'm the Man! 

THE KIDS: 

[Ahhhhhh] 

HARRY & THE KIDS: 

[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"