-rrie, Ba-rrie, Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie
you're the best, Barrie, the best I've ever had
and I'm not just saying that you know!
Ooh, you whisper in my ear, whisper my name

-rrie, Ba-rrie, Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie
your hairs are thick and feel like spiderweb
when they sit on the skin on top of the thigh
there is a fold for you where you are!

THEY SAY I AM DIRTY HOE
BUT YOU AND I KNOW WHAT I AM-A!

Oh-no-no...
Oh-no-no-no-no-no...
O-I am no dirty hoe.

-rrie, Ba-rrie, Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie
I imagine all your hairs are fingers
And it makes me [bad word]  it makes images
You know only fiction will make me bend my neck
Not to the side LIKE THIS but off the shoulders
-so put your arms around my shoulders-before it breaks-
AND I DIE

Oh-no, no don't you lie,
It's never gonna be you and I
Oh no, don't you lie,
It's never gonna be yo-u-a-nd-I
No-no, don't you lie
It's never gonna be you and Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

-I swear, Barrie, you're the best I ever had!
There's never been anyone else since-a-you.
No, there's never been anyone else!
My entire thigh belongs to you
now.