My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme
 And you can vote, you can vote for me
 For president if you want 
 And my name is Vermin, and uh, okay 

 Do you still stand by your pony pledge? 
 Yes, I do, free ponies for all
 Turn all that pony [bad word] to methane gas
 One more thing, Jesus told me to make 
 Randall Terry [bad word] 

 He's turning [bad word]  turning [bad word] 
 Whooo, whoooo! 
 Thank you, alright, okay
 Turning, turning, turning, turning, turning [bad word]  And all the un [bad word] is melting away!
 He's turning [bad word]  turning [bad word]  
 Whooo, whoooo! 
 Whooo, whoooo!
 Not a single straight gene in his DNA
 'Cause he's turning, turning, turning, turning , turning [bad word] 

 Our instinct says everybody should vote
 But some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote! 
 The kids are not paying attention 
 Yeah, on election day give 'em detention, whoo
 This endless cheerleading 
 Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids.
 All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid. 
 Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors?

 You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor
 Those kids who get money, cash money
 Light janitorial duty - get money 
 Work in the cafeteria - cash money
 Cash money is a good thing if you're poor
 Get some cash money, then get some more
 I'mma help poor people learn how to get a job
 I'mma, I'mma help poor people learn how to get
 That money, that cash
 Get money, get a stash
 Get that money, that cash
 Get money, get a whole [bad word] stash

 That money, that cash
 Get money, get a stash
 Get that money, that cash
 Get cash, money, money, cash, money, money, cash