Wake up, the House Is on Fire
And the Cat's Caught in the Dryer
Philosophy's a Liar When
Your Home Is Your Headstone
Icon Is the Last Chance for Hope
When There's No Such Thing as Heroes
Your Faith Lies in the Ditch That
You Dug Yourself in.

Last Chance to [bad word] It All Away
Nothing but [bad word] to Pay
When the Lights Are Going down.

Oh, Deadbeat Holiday, Celebrate Your Own Decay
There's a Vacant Sign That's Hanging High
On a Noose over Your Home
Oh, Deadbeat Holiday, Get on Your Knees and Pray
There's a Vacant Sign That's Hanging High
But at Least You're Not Alone.

Christmas Lights in the Middle of August [bad [bad word] back to Haunt Us
Your Oldest Allies Are Your Long Lost Enemies
Grounded in a Duplex to Find That
You're Living on a Landmine
Vacation Hotspots Is a Cemetery Drive.

Last Chance to [bad word] It All Away
Nothing but [bad word] to Pay
When the Lights Are Going down.

Oh, Deadbeat Holiday, Celebrate Your Own Decay
There's a Vacant Sign That's Hanging High
On a Noose over Your Home
Oh, Deadbeat Holiday, Get on Your Knees and Pray
There's a Vacant Sign That's Hanging High
But at Least You're Not Alone.

Oh Yeah!

So Fine...

Last Chance to [bad word] It All Away
Nothing but [bad word] to Pay When All You
Want to Do Is... Not to... Give up... Give up...

Deadbeat Holiday, Celebrate Your Own Decay
There's a Vacant Sign That's Hanging High
On a Noose over Your Home
Oh, Deadbeat Holiday, Get on Your Knees and Pray
There's a Vacant Sign That's Hanging High
But at Least You're Not Alone
Oh, Deadbeat Holiday, Celebrate Your Own Decay
There's a Vacant Sign That's Hanging High
But at Least You're Not Alone.

All the Day...