Mouse in the House.
Mrs Brown: (shouting loudly) I’ve found a mouse!
Mr Brown: Oh! You’re shouting too loudly. Sit down and don’t shout.
Mrs Brown: (sitting down) I’ve found a mouse in the house.
Mr Brown: brown mouse?
Mrs Brown : Yes. little round mouse . [bad word] around in the lounge.
Mr Brown: On the ground?
Mrs Brown: Yes, it's under the couch now.
Mr Brown: Well, get it out.
Mrs Brown: How?
Mr Brown: Turn the couch upside –down. Get it out somehow. We don’t want a mouse in our house. Ours is the cleanest house in the town!