Ladies & gentlemen
Whores & [bad word] Step right up, behind this curtain
Is where all your [bad word] to lifee
This is a place where you can escape [bad word] to candyland! 

Let me show you my game (watch! )
I put those shoes to shame (ooh! )
These rhymes sat alright
Make you wanna [bad word] all night
When we take off our clothes (ahh...)
She sucks me 'til it grows

I'll [bad word] her face so hard
She is my wild card (sweet! )
My sticky lollipop
It's such a sweet gumdrop
I'm bout to explode
It feels too good to stop
Just taste my tootsie roll [bad word] my icicle
I gotta get my fix
Please lick my pixie stick
 [bad word] to candyland
I'll split your [bad word] in two
So take me by my head
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth [bad word] to candyland
You'll wanna [bad word] me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice! 

Candyland! candyland! 

Just close your eyes and dream
fantasy so extreme
I'll take you by the hand
This is my candyland
You are my sweet playground
Swallow, my love... 'til you drown
I'll be your back door man [bad word] to my candyland
 [bad word] to candyland
I'll split your [bad word] in two
So take me by my head
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth [bad word] to candyland
You'll wanna [bad word] me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice! 

You want my [bad word] (mine! )
But it's mine
So take a number
And get in line (what! )
Whipped cream and astroglide
Take off my wrapper
And slip n' slide

Sticky like a lollie (*gasp*)
Blow me 'til I pop (*pop*)
You can sample all my flavors
At my candyshop

Cumshots and gumdrops (ahh! )
Double fists and blow pops
Trick or treat
Squeeze my meat
Give me something sweet to eat

Slip n' slide on my face
You got that flavor, what a taste! 
Lick it red hawt (sssttttzzzz)
Like a candy cane (mmm...)
You'd think I was a zombie
By the way I give you brain (mmm! )
 [bad word] to candyland
I'll split your [bad word] in two
So take me by my head
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth [bad word] to candyland
You'll wanna [bad word] me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice! (mmm! )