who needs history, if you can have hype
who wants a clean west, if you can have stripes
who needs a shrink, if you are never gonna grow up 
who needs brakes on the soapbox, you don't ever wanna stop 

call in a quick fix - shenanigans - call in a quick fix - shenanigans 

why should you vote, if you know the system is broke 
why should you meet for coffee with me, if l can get poked [bad word] to the show if you can watch us on a little silver screen
why get one thing straight, if you can have everything in between

call in a quick fix - shenanigans – call in 
a quick fix – shenanigans

sh-sh-sh-sh – sh! sh-sh-sh-sh - sh!

fear is the [bad word] ticket, why don't you try some humor
love is the modern people's opium and death an [bad word] 
your image is a long long shadow, and you keep keep stepping on it 
the future's invented by the present to distract from it 
why get an original, if you can have a cheap imitation
it's not really my birthday but i've sent you an invitation 

call in a quick fix - shenanigans - call in a quick fix - shenanigans 

this is not what l call multitasking, this is madness!