Original / Romaji Lyrics
Fantomuhaivu-ke no shiyounin wa 
bocchan ga nozomu koto o dekinakya ikenai n desu 
Fantomuhaivu-ke no shiyounin wa 
donna konnan na koto mo dekite atarimae

dakedo kyou mo niwa mo kigi zenbu [bad word] 
mata [bad word] do do do do dou shiyou

sonna doji na boku mo 
ichiryuu no niwashi ni [bad word] #33; [bad word] #33; 
Sebasuchan-san ni ironna koto osowarou 
dakara kyou no misu o wasurenaide 
kondo wa zettai yaranai 
nanoni [bad word] ni wa mata doji o shisou 
sore wa mazui n desu!

Fantomuhaivu-ke no [bad word] san wa 
kurokoge-ryouri no meijin are wa taberarenai 
Fantomuhaivu-ke no Meirin-san wa 
kyuukyoku dojikko no meganekko

dakedo dame-guai wa boku mo makete'nai 
jiman ni naranai so so so so sore de mo ne

boku wa [bad word] koto o 
hitotsu zutsu teinei ni [bad word] 
ano shiroi terasu ni midori no tsuta kazarou 
itsuka suteki na niwa yuuga na toki 
bocchan ni [bad word] 
pikapika no niwa o [bad word] you na 
niwashi ni [bad word] n desu!

dakedo kyou mo niwa no bara zenbu [bad word] 
tsuitsui ukarito da da da da daijiken!

itsuka boku mo sensai ni 
teire o [bad word] midori [bad word] komichi ni 
komorebi ga [bad word] sonna niwa tsukurou 
itsumo hikari no kaze minna no koe 
egao no hibi hakobu yo 
kyou mo [bad word] mo zuutto mirai made 
kono mama itsu made mo 
minna to itsu made mo 
itsu made mo