[Spoken:]  [bad word]  that is the LAST TIME I ever host someone's wriggling day party at my place. 
I'm gonna be cleaning up after Egbert and all his ilk until my eleventh sweep at this rate! 
Ugh. Why are we even friends, anyway!? 

Right. His taste in movies. 

Well, this huge pile of DVDs isn't going to clean itself up. I might as well make this somewhat enjoyable. 

[Sung:] 
She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch and Miss Congeniality 
This is just the tip of the iceberg that's my menagerie 
The Wedding Singer, Groundhog Day, The Princess Bride, Love Actually 
Titanic, Juno, Knocked Up, She's All That, Coyote Ugly 

When I was just a wriggler, my Lusus often preached 
To be a skilled entrepeneur, five-figures must be reached 
And whether one's collection is of stamps or coins or dolls 
If you're a [bad word] enthusiast, you have to buy them all! 

13 Going On On 30, What's Your Number?, Mamma Mia! 
Four Weddings And Funeral is something you should see 
Along Came Polly, Wedding Crashers, Something's Gotta Give 
The Cutting Edge, My Best Friend's Wedding, Sweet Home Alabama 

[Spoken:] 
This one's of my all-time FAVORITES!! 

[Sung:] 
In which the Main Protagonist sits idly till one day 
He finds himself head over heels for RedRom Interest 
But RedRom Intrerest is flushing for her Kismesis 
Whose Auspicticious Moirail is the Main Protagonist 

Oh! 

Monster-In-Law, One Fine Day, The 40-Year-Old-Virgin 
Definitely Maybe, Win Date With Tad Hamilton 
How To Lose Guy In Ten Days, Leap Year, The Proposal 
Did You Hear About The Morgans?, Kate & Leopold 

[Spoken:] 
Of course, I'm also rather partial to, "In Which The Hero Finds Himself Forced To Make Big Decision About Whether Or Not He [bad word] To His Matesprit, Meanwhile, His Kismesis Has Been Putting The Moves On His Moirail And No One's Really Sure How To Feel About That But Then There's Duel To The Death Over The Hero's Remaining Quadrants And His Matesprit Is Mortally Wounded And Her Dying Wish Is--" 

AHEM. 

I mean... 

[Sung:] 
So when [bad word] to romance look no further than this troll 
This genre is my expertise and I am on a roll! 
In fact, I think we all could benefit from my advice! 

[Spoken:] 
For exmaple, 
Eridan and Sollux watched Pirates of the Caribbean together last week 
And gave each other matching black eyes, THRICE. 

And that's not even a hatedate movie. 

BUT THESE ARE! 

[Sung:] 
Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 
Six Days Seven Nights, Never Been Kissed, While You Were Sleeping 
10 Things I Hate About You, Cinderella Story 
She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch and Miss Congeniality 
She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch and Miss Congeniality