Watching the people get lairy 

Is not very pretty I tell thee 

Walking through town is quite scary 

And not very sensible either 

friend of a friend he got beaten 

He looked the wrong way at a policeman 

Would never have happened to Smeaton 

And old Leodiensian 

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la 

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

I tried to get in my taxi 

man in a tracksuit attacked me 

He said that he saw it before me 

Wants to get things a bit gory 
 [bad word] around with no clothes on 

To borrow a pound for a condom 

If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen 

They're not very sensible 

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la 

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

And if there's anybody left in here 

That doesn't want to be out there 

Watching the people get lairy 

Is not very pretty I tell thee 

Walking through town is quite scary 

And not very sensible 

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la 

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

And if there's anybody left in here 

That doesn't want to be out there 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot