(verse1)

you never will forget the way
the day he broke your heart
so long ago and far away
but you still remember...

he didn't have that much to say
and then he was gone
but you still carry hope
he [bad word] back someday
 [bad word] 
i dont wanna bring you down
but i got bad news
i dont wanna bring you down
 [bad word] 
alan charles wilder is [bad word] back to depeche mode
so stop posting and blogging about it on the interweb
alan charles wilder is never [bad word] back to depeche mode
not even if martin gave him a billion dollars.. yeah

(Verse2)
i know it hasnt been the same
since he said goodbye
you lock yourself in your room
every single night and cry (since 1995)

and when you go to church you pray
you'll see his gentle face again
just like the way it used to be
before the bitter recoil
 [bad word] 
and i dont wanna bring you down
but i got bad news
i dont wanna bring you down
 [bad word] 
alan charles wilder is [bad word] back to depeche mode
so stop posting and blogging about it on the interweb
alan charles wilder is never [bad word] back to depeche mode
not even if martin gave him a billion dollars.. yeah

(interlude)
he's [bad word] back... [bad word] back... [bad word] back

you have a better chance of [bad word] back before alan wilder wilder rejoining depeche mode!
 [bad word] 
alan charles wilder is [bad word] back to depeche mode
so stop posting and blogging about it on the interweb
alan charles wilder is never [bad word] back to depeche mode
not even if martin gave him a billion dollars.. yeah

(outtro)
i'm bringing synthpop back (yeah!)
those other bands don't know hot to act (what? what?)
they think it's cool just to be all sad (boo hoo!)
but i know all you wanna do is laugh (LOL) laugh (LOL) laugh...