Your date has gone home
Now youre left on your own sweet own
Your tough-talkin friend
Split on you in the bitter end
And you look like a fine thing jerry
Yeh you look like a fine thing jerry
They say youre a star
Thats what the boys all say you are
I dont see much tv
So you dont mean [bad word] to me
But you look like a fine thing jerry
Yeh you look like a fine thing jerry
They got a name for people like you
Yeh they do
And they got a name for people like me too
El macho, el macho
Now they want you to sing
Dont get shy or anything
The boys are all here
Gonna buy you another beer
cos you look like a fine thing jerry
Yeh you look like a fine thing jerry
El macho, el macho