Big shiny nine she's mine all mine
Flowin down the front of my old blue jeans
Big shiny nine she'll fall so fine
Waitin to impress my hippie queen

It's all right now
I'm fingering my big black shiny nine

Sticks and stones
Skeleton bones

Enough to make the dead jump [bad word] Encyclopedia aint got what i need
Cause i'm waiting my to undress my hippie queen

It's all right now
I'm fingering my big black shiny nine

Nuts and bolts
Smith & Wesson and Colts

It's down to luger can't make a selection
Stealin steeds and film
Scrapin bottom again
Oh lord i'm headed in a direction

It's all right now
My shiny nine i have my shiny nine
It's all right now
I'm fingering my big black shiny nine