Here they sit, talking rot,
Saddam Hussein and Pol Pot.
Mau Tse-tung bares his gnashers,
At Idi Amin's and Emperor Bokassa's.

There he is, Joseph Stalin,
Thick as thieves with that old boy Lenin.
Look at the two of them, putting the boot in,
Ranting and raving and [bad word] about Putin.
 [bad word] hello, it's [bad word] in here,
Evil is a bore with a big idea. [bad word] hello, what's not to fear?
Love death not life and make it [bad word] in here.

It's a real no brainer, the blood just oozes,
When Vlad the Impaler meets the Ceauşescus.
It's getting mighty crowded and hot as wasabi,
But they'll have to make room For Robert Mugabe.

Caligula spits stale panini,
At Adolf Hitler and Mussolini.
Napoleon casts a withering sneer,
at Kim Il-sung from North Korea.
 [bad word] hello, it's [bad word] in here,
Evil is a bore with a big idea. [bad word] hello, what's not to fear?
Evil is a bore which makes it [bad word] in here.

Serial killers, begging your pardon,
Are beyond the pale and so's Osama Bin-Laden.
Heinrich Himmler's doing his best,
To avoid the attentions of Fred West.

Ivan the Terrible isn't terribly nice,
When Gilles de Rais seeks his advice.
 [bad word] hello, what's not to fear?
Evil is a bore which makes it [bad word] in here. (it's [bad word] in here)
It's [bad word] in here. (it's [bad word] in here)
 [bad word] hello, the big idea:
Love death not life and make it [bad word] in here. (it's [bad word] in here)
It's [bad word] in here. (it's [bad word] in here) [bad word] in here.