♪People are dying♪
♪The fault is our own♪
♪You can do lots of damage♪
♪When you're on your phone♪

Ahhhh ahhh ahhhh
♪We'll all have to agree♪
Ahhhh ahhh ahhhh
♪To change it somehow♪
Ahhhh ahhh ahhhh
♪Let's all make a pledge♪
Ahhhh ahhh ahhhh
♪To end it right now♪

Choir back up
♪Put it down♪
♪Don't be on your phone♪
♪While being president♪
♪Put it down♪
♪You might do something dumb♪
♪And cause an accident♪

Public crowd
♪Let's all agree♪
♪Here today♪
♪That if we're leader of the USA♪

♪Put it down♪
"That if any point of the day
You're being a president
Put down your public device"

♪Put it down♪
"If I'm on the phone,
I will not get behind the desk 
Of an Oval office"

♪Put it down♪
McDonald's Worker
"I'll take pledge"
Radiographer
"I'll take the pledge"
Hillary Clinton
"And I'll take the pledge"
♪No one caaaares!♪
Restaurant Guy
"What's that? I was just elected president?
Well then goodbye!"

♪Put it down♪
♪If you're president today♪
♪if you still wanna be president today♪
Couple in car
Nancy: "Hey Brian! Look I was just elected president"
Brian: "That's great Nancy, now put down your phone!"
Nancy: "Right"

♪Ahhh ahhhh ahhhh♪
♪put it down♪

Cartman's rap
♪Give a standing ovation♪
♪For suicide in our nation♪
♪Or I'll rip ma own guts out♪
♪Without one hesitation♪
♪Dedication that's what it's taken♪
♪To waken people to care♪
♪And yet ma [bad word] so hazy♪
♪Ma girlfriend's making me crazy♪
♪But still I'm workin so hard♪
♪You know just tryin to hold on♪
♪Cos I know you don't miss me so much♪
♪If I was gone and all the voices stopped solo♪
♪Everyday I hear em grow sayin♪
"Eric don't do it - don't do it!"
"No"
"NoOo"
"NoOoo!"

Distracted driving memorial scene 
♪Put it down♪ 
♪Dont be on your phone♪
♪While being president♪ 
♪Put it down♪ 
♪You might do something dumb♪
♪And cause an accident♪ 

Theatre show 
♪We all agree♪ 
♪Here today♪
♪That if you're the leader of the USA♪ 
♪We'll put it doown♪ 
♪Put it dooooown♪