Standing on the rooftops night after night,
My face in a mask and my suit`s real tight.
Looking out for people in this troubled town
But there`s a whole other issue that brings me down cuz...
When you`re fighting I get all tense
I feel a funny little tingle in my spider-sense
But an [bad word] leaves no possibility
With great [bad word] straight responsibility.

Superheroes can`t be [bad word] 
We must fight our urges,
Save our fellow man.
But no touching y`all, but no touching
Superheroes can`t be [bad word] 
That`s [bad word] that`s written
And that kinda sucks.
But not [bad word]  cuz that would be [bad word] 
Taking down thugs, we are this city`s lights
But all I realy crave is what`s inside your tights
That`s the hardest fight, the one I`ll never win
I wanna upside-down lick your manly chin
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars
Let me see what love is like with superhuman powers
But you know, Mary Jane, it can never be us
Cuz a hero and queero ain`t the same and thus...

Superheroes can`t be [bad word] 
We must fight the villains
Forever vigilant.
"Vigilant" is not latin for  [bad word] .
Superheroes can`t be [bad word] 
Catching those who is badass,
Throwing them in jail.
I can`t stop thinking about bad [bad word] ..

I never thought that you and me...
would have a triple layered case of secrecy
Cuz in day I`m a guy...
But at night I can fly
And I just realized I`m in love with a guy, he`s a...
Superhero just like me,
That is why we have to do it this quietly,
So I head up to the room and when I open up the door I go...
Oooooh!..
Oh man, you`re so y and steamy.
Kryptonite in your pants?
No, you`re happy to see me...
The groove is on and the time is right,
Let me light up those candles with my laser-sight.
I couldn`t ask for a more perfect day,
The hero in my pants is going up up up and away
And I`m ready for more...

Superheroes can`t be [bad word] [bad word] always told me
Who I wanted to be.
Wathever happened to "locking the door"?
Superheroes can`t be [bad word] 
The world is crashing in me.
And this is kinda... gross!
It`s not what you think, he`s my brother!
Shut up, you`re making it worse!

Superheroes can`t be [bad word] 
Just like in the [bad word] are really strict.
It`s uptight, but not in the right way
Superheroes can`t be [bad word] 
Living in denial,
Dressed as Bonney M.
I really dig that band, man.

Superheroes can`t be [bad word] 
We must fight our urges,
Save our fellow man.
But no touching, y`all, but no touching!
Superheroes can`t be [bad word] 
That`s [bad word] that`s written
And that kinda sucks.
But not [bad word]  cuz that would be [bad word] 
Superheroes can`t be [bad word]