What's this? 
What's this? 
Song of Ice and Fire 
What's this? 
show called Game of Thrones 
Who's this? 
man he's called Ned Stark 
And [bad word]  
Look out, Ned!, this isn't fair! 
What's this? 

What's this? Who's this? 
tiny little pimp! 
Who's this? 
Oh this must be the imp! 
What's this? 
Queen Cersie and her brother are caught banging 
Bran is pushed his back gets broken 
And this act won't go unspoken 
What is this? 

What's this? 
There's a woman named Daenerys 
with dragon eggs of old 
Her husband named Khal Drogo 
bestowed Viserys a crown of gold! 
Ned's now on the chopping block 
Oh look there goes his head 
And in my bones I feel a chill 
That's filling me with dread 
Oh, look 

What's this? 
Now onto season 2, look there! 
The dragons have now hatched, in fire! 
The Night's Watch has arrived beyond the wall and 
now this settings growing dire! 
What's this? 

What's this? 
In here, they've got a little prick, as king!? 
And who would ever think 
And why? 
The red woman birthed a horrid shadow thing that killed a man who would be king 
Winterfell's been [bad word] 
and Seige of Blackwater has gone wrong 
This cannot be 
This cannot be 
They're all roasting with the fish! 
What's this? 

Oh my, what now? 
We're on to season 3 
And look, they dismembered Jamie! 
But what? 
Poor Theon's being tortured, flayed, [bad word]  only little thoughts and dreams to save his famous.. peeeniss.. ahhh 

What's this? 

Daenerys stole an army 
And the Wildlings climb the wall 
Meanwhile over at the Twins 
wedding in Frey's hall! 
The Rains of Castamere 
Starts echoing throughout the air! 
Now everyone is being killed! 
a sight I just can't bare! 

The blood, the screams 
They're everywhere and all, around, 
I've never felt so odd before 
This empty place inside of me is filling up 
I simply cannot get enough 
I want it, oh, I want it 
Oh, I want it for my own 
I've got to know 
I've got to know 
What is this show that I have found? 
What is this?