It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a [bad word] in bed
And the mast, a mammoth [bad word] 
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel [bad word] From one place to another
 [bad word] ] 
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was [bad word] all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his [bad word]  organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
 [bad word]  

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they [bad word] his [bad word] on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a [bad word]  [bad word] He stuffed his [bad word] with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
 [bad word]  

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To [bad word] she was not able
So the dirty [bad word]  they
nailed her [bad word] Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er ual quarters