Feel uptight, don't feel right
Got no money to see me through the night
Head's spinnin', feel a mess
Feel my worst, tryin' to act my best
Got sick on my trousers, got sick on the floor
Fallin asleep, I'm beginning to snore
Got to get home, it's the only way
But I don't know my [bad word] way

Cos I'm an alcoholic!
And I just love the kick!
I'm dribblin my words, got a glazy stare
Cos I'm addicted to beer!

Woke up this morning with the sun In me eyes
Woke up in the garden, what a surprise
Half-eaten kebab stuck to my head
I wish I was asleep in my bed
Cos now I'm lying here with an aching liver
In a cold sweat, I'm begging to shiver
Falling asleep in the trash
Now I got a nasty rash