[Crash:]
I'm a bit of an anomaly
An oddball marsupial monstrosity
I'm not just another wombat or wallaby
If you ain't a bandicoot, you're a wannabe
I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me
Have I [bad word] a problem? Probably
Now that I'm on [bad word]  nobody's stopping me
 [bad word] for you Tawna, do you want a piece?
Spinnin' 'til I'm dizzy and I'll knock your teeth
Out your mouth as I jump on any box I see
Looking for something sweet, anyone got a peach?
(What about a Wumpa [bad word] ) Give 'em all to me
Doctor Neo's evil plots will be obsolete when I crash this party (wee)
I'm leaving every single [bad word] boss defeated
Then I'll execute a dance move flawlessly
With Aku Aku, I'll sock and bop you
Gonna start by stomping Papu Papu
Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall (woo)
Koala Kong, brah, [bad word] to rock you
Say hello to my little friend
Pity that Pinstripe isn't in trend
Yo, [bad word] Brio, you'll meet your end
Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchmen
Hop on my hoverboard and fly
Hog, let me take you for a ride
Gone back in forth in time and it has warped my mind
I've gotten killed a lot, but I'm not short of lives
I've had more adventures than Francis Drake
And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay
Cuz I Crash all night, Crash all day
Crash by job, Crash by name

 [bad word] ]
I'm wound up like a tornado, babe
Just cut me loose and I'll go insane
Later, I may take a snooze on the beach
But now's the time to move your booty
Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me

[Crash:]
Cortex, I've never been a fan of you
So when I grab a crystal and a gem or two
Remember that you ain't a man I'd ever hand 'em to
So don't forget who put the Crash in the Bandicoot
Met a couple loco komodos who like sword throwing, so I told 'em no-no
I'm quicker than a ninja, now you're in my dojo

[Coco:]
Don't [bad word] Cortex

[Crash:]
I know, Coco

[Coco:]
Brother, would you ever do without me?
Girl power, represent it proudly
I'm a genius, equally sweet and mean
And I'm calling out geeks with PhD's
You're gonna wanna squash beef with me
Or I'll light you guys up like TNT

[Crash:]
Keep it down, Coco, I really need to sleep

[Tiny:]
You both look like a meal for me to eat

[Crash:]
Whoa, easy Tiger, you don't wanna try me

[Coco:]
We'll tell everyone why they call you Tiny

[N. Gin:]
Give me the crystals you've collected

[Crash:]
Don't even get me started, N. Gin
I'll trigger that missile that you filled your head with

[Coco:]
And wreck your mech, I bet that was expensive

[Crash:]
bandicoot ain't a pest to mess with

[Coco:]
If I end up dead, I'll get sent to heaven

[Crash:]
The best platformer, resurrected

[Coco:]
But that dosen't mean we got one dimension

[Crash:]
Get a jetpack strapped on your back

[Coco:]
Even in zero grav, I'll drop your [bad word] 
'Cause I Crash all night

[Crash:]
Crash all day

[Coco:]
Crash play nice

[Crash:]
Crash insane

[Coco:]
Crash with pride

[Crash:]
Crash with shame

[Crash & Coco:]
Now it's time to masquerade

 [bad word] ]
I'm wound up like a tornado, babe
Just cut me loose and I'll go insane
Later, I may take a snooze on the beach
But now's the time to move your booty
Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me

[Cortex:]
 [bad word] you, Bandicoot
By the "N" on my forehead, I will put an end to you

[Crash:]
The end of me, you'll never get to see
I'll treat you and your friends with some entropy

[Cortex:]
N. Tropy, you've met already?

[Crash:]
That wasn't what I meant, just forget it, 

[Coco:]
Your head is massive, but I bet it's empty
That "N" looks more like an "L", ya get me?

[Crash:]
Found a vortex warp in time
Now my brain is sort of fried
Gems and crystals, more to find

[Cortex:]
Hold it, those aren't yours, they're mine!

[Uka-Uka:]
Uka-Uka, free at last

[Coco:]
Jeepers, that's a freaky mask
Still it's not as creepy as the ugly mug that Neo has

[Crash:]
Taking a trip to a medieval past
Found a tomb in Egypt, went deep in that
Wish I was a greaser, 'cuz I'm feeling fast
 [bad word] these streets and I'm speeding past
Even faster than a supersonic hedgehog
Y'all better make like Sega: get lost
That goes for the plumber too
Yo Nintendo, I got your number, dude
I'll never [bad word] my mouth
Just like with [bad word]  I'll [bad word] #39; 'em out
Dingodile, why do you like playing with fire?
When I put you on ice, you should try stayin' retired

[Coco:]
Dr. Cortex, that's your plan, right?
After we kick your [bad word] again, right?

[Crash:]
Now your mask and mine will clash
Buckle up, [bad word]  it's time to Crash

 [bad word] ]
I'm wound up like a tornado, babe
Just cut me loose and I'll go insane
Later, I may take a snooze on the beach
But now's the time to move your booty
Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me