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Do whatchu want cause a pirate is free,
YOU are a pirate

YHarr Harr fire the Zarr,
Blow up your [bad word] and then drink at the bar,

With the Zarr Cannon how bad [bad word] you are
YOU arRre a pirate

Yoo hoo Ahoooy and Avast
finaly a weapon that fits you at last
your enemies end will be bloody and fast
you are a piraaate!

you arr a pirate!

Sprriinkle it with Forma
add the blue potato
dont forget your ammo, the MIGHTY cannon BALL

Readdy!! Aim!! Fireeee!
YOU'RE DEAD. c'mon pick the revive, 
and maybe next time,
DONT AIM AT THE WALL

YHarr Harr fire the Zarr,
Blow up your [bad word] and then drink at the bar,
With the Zarr Cannon how bad [bad word] you are
YOU arRre a pirate

Yoo hoo Ahoooy and Avast
finaly a weapon that fits you at last
your enemies end will be bloody and fast
you are a piraaate!

YOOOU ARRREEE PIRATE!