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Have I told you
Have I told you
Have I told you
Have I told you
You could really get it on?
You could really get it on?

[Verse 1]
I was at an all night diner
The sign said, "Triple X"
But they were talking about root beer
I'm just sitting down
Thinking about nothing
Looking at the thin air
Breathing up the oxygen

 [bad word] 
Have I told you
Have I told you
You could really get it on?
You could really get it on?

[Verse 2]
[bad word] up, looking pretty 8-ball
Snaggletoothed smile, sits down at my table
Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information
He said, he said, he said
He said, he said, he said
He said, he said, he said, he said
He said, he said, he said
This is what he said
"I have , I'm always thinking about the pavement
So I can avoid premature ejaculation"
I got up, remembering to thank him
Better things to do, so I'll start drinking now
 
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[Verse 3]
I'm in Tahoka, now I'm going to hook up
With the parties, unfortunately (like always)
No one has any ideas, [bad word] 

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