If I were a rich man with a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse in a room with a view
And if I were handsome, no way
It could happen, 'coz dreams [bad word] [bad word] 

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing, can I tell you something?

For years I have envied, you're green with it
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know

Yes, I know, I know, I know
But I must admit it, big guy, you [bad word] through
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

You and me together, that's how it always should be
One without the other don't mean nothing to me, nothing to me

Yeah, I wouldn't be nothing if I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball and a funky optic nerve

Hey, I never told you this
Sometimes I get a little blue, looks good on you
But I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Let's dance

Look ma, I'm dancin', will you let me lead?
Look at that, it's two big guys alight on their feet