Well, the world is facing problems getting bigger every day,
They've got a greenhouse over Texas and recession's on the way,
Although people tell you that this planet's dying fast,
Well, I ain't seen a problem yet can't be solved by kicking [bad word] 

Kickin' [bad word]  (KICKIN AY [bad word] 
Kickin' [bad word] is what we do,
Kickin' [bad word]  (KICKIN AY [bad word] 
Iron foot in the velvet shoe.
We don't care whose [bad word] we kick, if we're ever all alone,
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own.

Well, we kicked [bad word] in Grenada and we kicked [bad word] in Iraq,
We kicked the [bad word] out of the ozone layer, now they say we've gotta kick
it back,
We'll kick the [bad word] of cancer and we'll kick the [bad word] of AIDS,
And as for Global Warming, well, just kick [bad word] wearing shades.

Kickin' [bad word]  (KICKIN AY [bad word] 
Kickin' [bad word] is what we do,
Kickin' [bad word]  (KICKIN AY [bad word] 
Iron foot in the velvet shoe.
We don't care whose [bad word] we kick, if we're ever all alone,
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own.

Well, you can haul your [bad word] or shut your [bad word] or bust an [bad word] is fine,
And there ain't no better place to put your [bad word] than on the line,
But if you're like us, (YEE-HAA!) Thank you,
And you won't take second best, 
You'll put your kickin' boots on, and kick like all the rest.
Thankyou.

(AWOOOOOOOO! SING THE SONG, VERN!)