Get into the car and keep it down
City lights look like warnings now
She's got someone that pays for things
 [bad word] me she won't miss a thing [bad word] with me
And believe me

 [bad word] 
Yeah (Happy people have no stories)
Yeah (Happy people have no stories)
Yeah (Happy people have no stories)
Yeah (Happy people have no stories)

I get by on what I have
Less than Jesus
More than dad
Enough to keep me in this state
Ticking through to the next escape [bad word] with me
Believe me

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I woke up late
And I rolled the stone
Laziness and death in one
You were once a gentleman
Ended up a bitter man [bad word] with me
Believe me

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Yeah (Happy people have no stories)
Yeah (Happy people have no stories)
Yeah (Happy people have no stories)
Yeah (Happy people have no stories)
Yeah (Happy people have no stories)
Yeah (Happy people have no stories)
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Happy people have no stories