Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I swear to god, oh please don't go

Gramma take me home

I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good

Gramma take me home

She said why don't you quit your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed my toe

Gramma take me home
Wanna be alone

My Grandpa had a cigarette
It touched my arm on accident
I swear to god it hurt real bad

Gramma take me home