Down at an English fair,
One evening I was there,
When I heard a showman shouting
Underneath the flare:

Hoi ve got a luvverly bunch o coconuts.
There they are a-standin in row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer ead!
Give em a twist, a flick o the wrist,
That s what the showman said.

Hoi ve got a luvverly bunch o coconuts.
Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"

Roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
Roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"