Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.

Wrap it up and give it a name,
Matters what it is not,
Long as when it’s a teen
It doesn’t smoke
pot like the rest of us,
Drink like the rest of us,
Curse like the rest of us.

Raise it up and treat it the same,
As you were at that age.
Better teach it to read,
Look beyond that page,
Read the small print,
Gotta read the small print,
No-one reads the small print.

Send it out and get it a job,
Work it to the bone,
Is he pulling his weight?
He doesn’t have a home,
You didn’t raise him right,
TV didn’t raise him right,
He didn’t raise him right.

Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.

Shut it up, you’re making it cry,
Now that he is a her.
Guess it didn’t fit in,
Just another waste-
Er like the rest of us,
Drink like the rest of us,
Cure like the rest of us.

Cheer it up and give it a smile,
With your middle finger.
Now that he is a man,
He will be called
Sir like a teacher,
Hate all the teachers
Leave all the teachers.

Split it up and sent it away,
Therapy now of course.
He hates you ‘cause he can.
child of di-
Vorce like the rest of them,
Kiss like the rest of them,
Kill like the rest of them.

Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.

Wild humans for sale,
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.

 [bad word] it up and give it a slap,
He’ll never find his world
Because he is a boy
And the rest of them are
Girls with maturity,
They only like maturity,
Doesn’t have maturity.

Dig it up and buy him a stone.
He never a made a change
And now that he’s gone,
You wish you never
Paid like you a mother should,
Like a father should,
Die like a human should.

Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.