Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I could make a film
And make you my star
You'd be a natural
The way you are
I would like you on
long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little  dwarf
We could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys
Yeah!
 [bad word] dwarf [bad word] dwarf
AA!

I'm in my jaguar
Look it's so huge
It's big and it's gold
With my dumb chauffeur
Looking to [bad word] little doggy
Lure a disco [bad word] my little  dwarf
I feel so lonely
Get my little camera
Take a pretty picture [bad word] dwarf
In a gold rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffeur
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice [bad word] dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 [bad word] dwarf! [bad word] dwarf!
Yeeeaaaaaaaaah!

We could make an outfit
For my little  dwarf
To match the gold rolls
And my dumb chauffeur
Well knock' um cold
Knocking ' um cold
In black and gold
We can have playtime
In my little playroom
Disco dollies
My  dwarf
And my dumb chauffeur yeah!
I would like you on a long black leash
You can bring me all the things I need [bad word] dwarf isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice [bad word] dwarf isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice!
Yes!!
 [bad word] dwarf! [bad word] dwarf! [bad word] dwarf! [bad word] dwarf!